It was a night like many other…. I'd served my time at the job I sell my soul at for an hourly wage…and I was finding ignorant bliss by the blue glow of a television set. I shut off the tv and began to turn on the no control album from bad religion and chief one…you know… one of those regular days where you're all pissed off for no good reason… when I felt my phone begin to vibrate! Anticipating it was a female whom I had not yet disregarded (hey I give it time!) I picked up, and was hugely let down to hear the sound of my good homeboy (I love you guys but you motherfuckers don't excite me!). He spoke of a soiree of very little prestige transpiring. I believe his exact sentiments were something to the accord of "hey motherfucker, let's go to this rager, don't be a faggot." My friends got mad respect for me, by the way. *sigh*
Now as much as I wanted to fire up that hog leg and daydream of skateboarding in a swimming pool to the sounds of "I wanna conquer the world", I sure was bored. The kind of bored that makes you wanna kill a 30 pack and meet some broads. I told him to swing through and put on my chucks and before I knew it I could hear the muffled sounds of easy e rolling up, rattling the license plate of a his shiesty mazda protege like a woodpecker on codeine syrup. We hit the liquor store and grabbed a huge box of coors light and hit the highway. 8 road sodas, 3 stories about chicks we made out with who are now married to other friends, and an hour and a half later we arrived up this country-ass dirt road that had to be the one john denver sang about. we were at our destination.
The full moon frosted the tips of every tree in vicinity of bumfuck egypt, quietly nestled somewhere in the sierra nevadas, and we made our way down a hill to the jump off. When we hit the spot, I noticed that the bass was rattling the needles of the western yellow pine trees like tiny syringes in one of keith richard's wildest fantasies when immediately I saw her. I didn't know it yet, but she was the medusa who was going to turn my night into an oddessey. She had dark hair that reflected the moonlight, and the most beautiful eyes, although I could not tell the color because they were entirely composed of pupil. Looking into her eyes was like peering into the ears of mickey mouse. She spoke happily but it was entirely through clinched teeth like she was furious. It was epic.
After about 10 minutes of banter about liking this music, and wanting to visit australia one day, the girl asks me to do her a favor. . . . Strangely, I said "sure…?"……. what she said then changed my night foreverrrrrr. . . ."Put your finger in this bag and then lick it….."…
Instantaneously I was overwhelmed by the taste of what seemed to be the dip from who framed roger rabbit. I winced, and then before I knew it I was thinking about going to australia and how I really like people who I typically hate, and I realized I was in over my head. My jaw swung like a ferris wheel and I was feeling like a werewolf under the full moon, so naturally I was inclined to take as many silver bullets to the face as possible. Terrified, I began pondering my entire life, and wondering what was wrong with the world, all at the same time… I began having sympathy for issues which I'd taken a stand against… and I began to miss people whom I'd completely written off…My hands and face beaded with sweat….what was going on here?
This continued for hours, and against the backdrop of the trees and the silver moon, ravenously, I kept tearing through beer after beer until I blinked and felt an intense heat on my face…. before I opened my eyes, I thought it was my face melting off, which would have been no surprise…. but alas….it was the red hot dashboard of the mazda protege in which I rode in….I had somehow fallen asleep on the brown vinyl surface on which my own sweat and dried up saliva glistened in my eye to greet the brand new day. I was home….but what happened last night??? Was it all a dream?? I felt like a new person, and although I felt like complete garbage, I was so happy to be alive.
I looked in my pocket when I got home…and all I found in my jacket was a rubber hair tie, and this cd entitled "big dipper" which I've uploaded for your listening pleasure. This music will forever remind me of the nights I spent with my teeth chattering and my internal temperature fluxing, and I hope some of you enjoy it <3 cheers.
tracklist….
> The rolling stones-gimme shelter Zeds dead remix
> The joker & TC-it aint got a name
> Dj Sneak- southern boy (12th planet & flinch remix)
> Justin timberlake +50 cent-ayo technology (instrumental)
> Kavinsky-nightcall (subvader remix)
>Passion pit- sleepyhead (borgore remix)
> m83-we own the sky (udachi remix
> Flux pavillion-I cant stop
> Caspaback for the first time
> Louis la roche-malfunction (killabits remix)
> Barletta-Large marge anthem
> Kid cud & ratatat-persuit of happiness (killabits remix)
> J magic & wickaman- save my life
>The others- gravity (barletta remix)
>emalkay- when I look at you
> Littile jinder-youthblood (12ts planet & flinch remix)
> b.o.b-nothin on you (tc remix)
> brookes brothers-tear u down
> parker-bogus hocus pocus
> zarif-BOX OF SECRETS (cyantific & wilkinson remix)
> bassnectar- bashed (king fantastic remix)
> Masta Ace-born to roll
> Kanye westflashing lights (instrumental)
> Lazyboy-underwear goes outside the pants
it's available for download on my soundcloud
http://soundcloud.com/nicknyquil/bigdipper <<===here
